Ten reasons why I never wash
- I was made to wash as a child
- People who wash are hypocrites - they reckon they’re cleaner than
other people.
- There are so many different kinds of soap - I could never decided
which one was right.
- I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped.
- I still wash on special occasions like Christmas and Easter.
- None of my friends wash.
- I’m still young. When I’m older and have got a bit dirtier I might
start washing.
- I really don’t have time.
- The bathroom’s never warm enough.
- People who make soap are only after your money.
