Alternative Church Notices
Here, just for fun, are some interesting items which we hope will NEVER really appear in our notices! (Source: URC Ponteland Newsletter)
- The scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
- Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet on Thursday at 07:00pm. Please use the back door.
- The pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing 'Break forth into joy'.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in the church basement on Friday at 7:00pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be, "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
- Weight watchers will meet at 07:00pm in the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
- Thursday evening: Potluck Supper followed by prayer and medication.
- Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- During the absence of our pastor we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Dr. A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit. The Rev. Doe. Spoke briefly much to the delight of his audience.
